MILK-Style Pistachio Cake

Damn, y’all. You ever have a whole month whir by so fast that you just kind of lose your mind in it all and forget to do 90% of your to-do list? #MARCH, amiright?!


Anyway, time for a little catch up. Here are some highlights from the month of March:

  1. My mama came to visit! She did my taxes, counseled me on life, and bought me a ton of Easter decorations from Homegoods. As a mother does. 😉
  2. I attended a murder mystery party with my colleagues as a corporate bonding attempt. And now I am heavily considering signing up for improv classes because it was so. much. fun.
  3. North Carolina started warming up and the days got longer. Thank the lawd, cause your girl was missing the sun. And running outside after work. And sitting on her balcony in the mornings!
  4. St. Patrick’s Day came and went. Raleigh actually celebrates, which is fun! I called my grandma for a quick chat, made corned beef and cabbage, and then made this pistachio buttercream cake (the true star of todays post). It’s green, see?!


Did anyone else watch Christina Tosi’s episode of A Chef’s Table on Netflix? It was my favorite episode by far. Since watching it I’ve had a revitalized outlook on cake decorating, in that I don’t want the stress & pressure of perfectly icing a cake to take away from the fun of actually making a delicious cake! So I made this one MILK-style. I loooved how it turned out.


MILK-Style Pistachio Buttercream Cake


for the pistachio buttercream frosting

1/2 cup butter, close to room temp

1 3.4 oz package of pistachio pudding

3 cups powdered sugar

6 tbsp milk

for the cake layers

2 + 1/4 cup flour

2 + 1/4 tsp baking powder

3/4th tsp salt

3/4 cup butter

1 + 1/2 cup sugar

3 eggs

1 + 1/2 tsp vanilla

1 cup buttermilk

optional: green sprinkles


for the buttercream frosting

In a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter. Add the package of pistachio pudding and 1 cup of sugar to the creamed butter, mix on high to combine. Alternate between adding the remaining sugar, mixing, then 1 tbsp milk & mixing, until all ingredients are well incorporated. Set this aside.

for the cake layers

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

Line a sheet cake pan with butter and parchment paper.

In a large bowl, combine the flour, baking powder, & salt.

In the stand mixer (again fitted with the paddle attachment) cream the butter and sugar together. Scrape down the sides of the bowl. Add the eggs & vanilla, mix to combine. Scrape down the sides of the bowl. Alternate between adding the dry ingredients and the buttermilk, mixing everything so it’s well combined in between each addition.

Pour batter into sheet cake pan, making sure that the batter is evenly distributed so that the cake comes out flat. Bake in oven for 35 minutes.

Once finished, remove cake from oven and allow to cool completely.

to assemble

Find whatever cake pan you’ve decided to assemble the cake in (preferably a tall one) and use it to trace a perfect circle on a piece of parchment paper. Cut the circle out. Place that circle on the cooled sheet cake, and begin to cut perfect circular cake layers out of the sheet layer with a knife (aim for at least 3)!

Use parchment paper to line the cake pan you will be assembling the cake in, so that the paper reaches at least 1 inch above the top of the cake pan.

Put the first cake layer down in the bottom of the pan. Cover this layer with buttercream, making sure to spread it out to the very edges of the cake. Add green sprinkles on top of the buttercream frosting. Top with another cake layer. Repeat this with the remaining layers & buttercream, making sure to finish with a layer of buttercream on top of everything.

Pop the cake, pan and all, into the freezer for 15 minutes.

Remove the cake from the freezer and, using the parchment paper that should be peeking out of the edges of the cake pan, pull the whole cake out. Peel away the parchment paper to reveal a perfectly imperfect and totally delicious masterpiece!

Cut & enjoy.



Earl Grey Cake with Honey Buttercream Frosting


On Saturday, while everyone else watched two grown men beat the crap out of each other in the Mayweather fight, I hit “submit” on my vet school applications (ahhh!)  It was a pretty big moment.

Admissions essays are 50% hard as sh*t, 50% fun. I like the thoughts they prompt but I hate the pressure of answering. One of the questions asked me to describe my ideal fifteen minutes of fame. That question was pretty fun. I talked about being a guest baker on Barefoot Contessa, and I dreamed up an Earl Grey cake with honey buttercream frosting, topped with pistachios and fresh cut figs. I was salivating as I wrote about it, and I knew I’d eventually have to make it just to see what it was like, ya know? So to celebrate being finished (for now) with applications I baked it. And you. guys. oh. my. God.


I also made and photographed this cake the same day that I started the second semester of organic chemistry (yikes) so I like to think it served as a double milestone marker in a way. Maybe it celebrates the end of one phase and the beginning of another? Do we really even need cake to celebrate something? Can’t we just eat cake?

Also by the way: I’m an avid coffee drinker and that will never change but I’ve been having a little side action affair with tea lately. A lil’ chamomile before bed, some matcha mid-day, so even though this recipe only asks for about 5 tea bags I wasn’t mad about purchasing a whole box of Earl Grey Black Tea.



Anyway back to the freakin’ cake!

It was/is (we’re still eating it) delicious. Buttercream sucks to make and frost with in my opinion but this cake is so pretty it almost looks better if the frosting job is a lil’ rustic (read: sloppy) so who cares? And the sweet figs + salty pistachios on top was a flavor combo I can’t get enough of now. I’m putting that pairing on a wheel of baked brie and maybe some morning toast next.





DAMN, y’all. Just look at that. Okay now go make it!


Earl Grey Cake

What You’ll Need:  > 1 cup whole milk // 5 Earl Grey tea bags w/ bergamot oil // 1 tsp vanilla extract // 3 cups all purpose flour // 2.5 tsp baking powder // 1/2 tsp salt // 4 eggs // 2 cups sugar // 1 cup butter // figs, pistachios, & honey to top (optional)

What You’ll Do: First I like to pull everything out of the fridge/cabinets and set it all up. I do this mostly because it’s easier to reach for everything, but also because the eggs and butter need to be at room temperature and I almost always forget to pull those out of the fridge in time. Best to just do it all at once.

Preheat the oven to 350 F.

In a small saucepan combine the milk and the vanilla extract. Cook on medium heat, mixing often, until it starts to simmer. Once simmering remove the saucepan from the heat, add 4 of the 5 teabags, and cover for 20 minutes to steep. After 20 minutes, remove the tea bags and squeeze as much liquid out of them into the milk as possible. Bring mixture to room temperature. (Over the course of these 30-ish minutes your eggs and butter are coming to room temp! Yay multi-tasking!)

Meanwhile combine the flour, baking powder, salt, and the contents of the 5th tea bag in a large bowl.

In another bowl using a stand mixer, cream the room temperature butter and the sugar until light and fluffy. Save the butter foil! Add the eggs, one at a time. Scrape the sides. Now alternate adding the dry flour mixture and the milk, maybe three rounds of each. Mix until batter is well incorporated.

Now here’s a trick my mama taught me: Take your cake pan and trace a perfect circle on some wax paper. Cut out the circle. Using the butter foil wrapping, grease the sides and bottom of pan. Then put the wax paper on the bottom of the pan. Now take the foil wrapping again and grease the wax paper. Pour half of the batter on top of wax paper, pop into the oven for 40 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean! Repeat with other half of batter*.

Pop cakes out of pan(s) and set on cooling rack for at least an hour. Buttercream will melt all over the damn place if you try to frost a warm cake. It’s gross and not cute.

*If you have two cake pans it will be so much easier on you. I only have one so I have to make one layer and then clean the pan and then make another. A true labor of love.


Honey Buttercream Frosting

What You’ll Need: 3 cups powdered sugar // 1/3rd cup honey // 2 cups unsalted butter // 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

What You’ll Do: Listen to this because it’s pretty hard to follow: Add all ingredients to stand mixer bowl. Mix for 8 minutes on medium-high. Put in fridge until ready to frost.

Now frost the cake, cut your figs into fours, lay them however you damn well please, drizzle some honey on top of the cake and down the sides, and sprinkle some toasted pistachios. Boom. You’re ready.





Okay, now I really have to start studying for my quiz tomorrow. Organic reactions won’t just learn themselves, ya know. Love you all, thanks for reading!